i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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