You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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