Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Randomize
