Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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