i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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