clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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