The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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