Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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