So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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