bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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