I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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