My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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