remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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