Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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