Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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