My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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