I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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