so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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