Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Floor bacon is actually really good
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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