It's Friday. Sex?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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