I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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