He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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