YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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