Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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