did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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