windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
