Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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