Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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