Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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