one two three fourrrrnication!
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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