You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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