Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
