i just wanna soil my oats bro
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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