South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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