i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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