dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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