elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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