Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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