I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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