Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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