Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Pants 0. Shit 1.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
they're like a gay fantastic four
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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