Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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