Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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