whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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