whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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