i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
God I need to hump something, right now.
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