I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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