I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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