The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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