The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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